When Jackass Came to Kayak Fishing


This is going to be an old man rant. It’s not going to be politically correct and it will most likely have some of you wanting to never read another thing I write. I get that and have decided I’m ok with that. And before we really get started, please don’t let your children read this. I may get feisty and use some salty language.


I have to write this article. I feel it is imperative to the newcomers to understand what exactly is happening. I am not the cop of Kayak Land but someone with a voice has to say something.
Jackass has come to kayak fishing. You may or may not remember the show where they filmed lots of dumb tricks and pranks that were extremely dangerous and it was a show on MTV that so many people watched. So much so they made movies on the same premise. That’s where I feel like we are at now in kayak fishing.


The videos that are being shared are not informational or helpful because who the hell would choose watching a knot tying video over one where a seal tries to bite a kayaker’s face off when the kayaker steals a fish from him? Not enough. We want to watch others almost die apparently doing stupid stunts. It’s more fun for us to travel along with you as you purposefully put yourself in stupid situations. Apparently.


I really don’t know how to stop it (which I am sure I can’t). When someone says “Hey, could you make a video on installing a fish finder?” and the answer has to do with number of views, we are screwed. In the early days YouTube was full of videos of people rigging things or doing walkthroughs. Now it’s a wasteland of “Stupid People Tricks” that could get someone really hurt or killed. Some people are actually planning out the dangerous situations in the hopes of it going viral!


I don’t know if anyone realizes that this makes our entire community look like, well, a bunch of jackasses. It makes it look like we are bad at fishing because we don’t know how to handle fish or other wildlife. It makes us look like idiots on the water because safety is the farthest thing from our mind. The image conjured is one of a bunch of children playing in plastic pool toys.


STOP!


Stop hero worshipping knuckleheads. If the biggest contribution a person has ever made to our community was almost dying or being badly injured, they don’t deserve a follow. They don’t deserve a share. They don’t deserve to be a representative of our sport. Your clicks make them one though. The praise and adoration for this Jackass style filming is ridiculous. It is also harmful. It could potentially kill someone else. Do you know how many newcomers to the sport are seeking fame also? Tens of thousands per year. They are emulating your antics in the hopes of getting thousands of shares and followers.


Forget clicks. Forget shares. Think outside your own personal bubble for a second. There are right ways to chase dangerous game fish and there are wrong ways. Done right it’s great and shows the versatility of kayak fishing in many situations. Done wrong, bad things happen then and into the future as you share it. Use bad situations on the water as a learning experience, not as an opportunity to be internet famous. Make sure your edits talk about what you did wrong. Don’t set them to dance party music and continuously replay your mistakes as if celebrating a touchdown with some instant replay.


I’ve been in this community for 13 years now. I am a relative dinosaur to most folks from years on the water. I’ve made mistakes. A lot of them. What I choose to do is talk about them as mistakes so others can avoid it. I don’t glorify it so I can gain followers or page clicks.
That’s it. That’s the rant. Now it’s time to go write another safety article.

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A lifelong Texan, Chris Payne has been an outdoor enthusiast his entire life and has spent the last 15 years fishing mainly from a kayak. He is known for his thorough and helpful reviews as well as how to articles for nearly everything kayak fishing related. If you have questions or comments, you can leave them on this post or email Chris at: paynefish@gmail.com


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9 thoughts on “When Jackass Came to Kayak Fishing

  • Bill

    I agree with your perspective on this wholeheartedly. If it makes you feel any better, I’ve seen exactly zero of the types of videos you’re talking about and I’m actively searching out new kayak fishing videos almost daily.
    I’ve consumed countless walk-through and rigging videos along with just as many on-the-water-actually-fishing-from-a-kayak videos and I haven’t encountered any of the stupidity you describe here.
    Which is good for me and the sport.
    I’m an old angler looking for a new angle. Had I encountered the jackassery you’re talking about, I might have looked elsewhere. But as it is, I’ve found a wealth of videos ranging from the polished advertising pieces of big name yak makers to the shaky-cam specials from angler-next-door types where passion trumps production.
    I guess what I’m saying is, I think the sport is going to be okay. The face-biting-seal videos aren’t likely to stop as long the clicks keep coming, but I don’t think those clickers are real kayakers.

  • George Saber

    The timing of this post in relation to my video going viral,
    Here’s my response:

    I made a daring and ambitious move, I boated a shark so I can unhook it out of its element and in mine. My first attempt wasn’t successful but my second was. I put together a 7 minute video to elaborate on the experience, then highlighted where I went wrong with a recap in slow motion. How often was that video shared? Nope instead the 15 second bit was.
    I never said I knew everything, or claimed to be a guru, nor did I claim the video was instructional. I got stickup, a lot of it, but the dance off wasn’t intentional nor staged.
    The leverage my mirage drive “Peddle Drive” gives me over a toothy fish when boated properly is what influenced my judgment call.
    Life happens, we learn from our experiences, hopefully people can learn from mine.
    I’ll be releasing a full article about the encounter in the next couple of weeks, until then tight lines.

    • Chris Payne Post author

      As we talked about, this isn’t singling out anyone. I saw guys throwing gafftops at each other trying to stab them into their buddy, I saw people getting in the water with gar and performing a lion tamer mouth in the head of the gar act, I saw a guy specifically drag a bloody bait until sharks were attacking his kayak so he could show everyone how sharks attacked him. If you’d like I’ll make sure I share your learning encounter post when it comes up.

  • Maniyaks Shane

    I agree but where are the Jackass posts you speak of? As follower and producer of kayak fishing media I enjoy watching other anglers document their adventures as much as I enjoy sharing my own with others. Safety is paramount and the kayak fishing community is generally pretty quick at Pointing out where mistakes are being made or safety protocols ignored. All in all I think we are far more responsible than the majority of motor boat owners..now there’s some jackasses we can talk about.

    • Chris Payne Post author

      Not going to link to them but check out the descriptions I left in my reply to George. At least one has already been taken down. The other two are still there I believe.